THEY CALLED HIM A CREEPY HOBO, MOCKED HIS AGE, BUT WHEN THE BLACK HELICOPTER LANDED, THEY SAW HE WAS MORE POWERFUL THAN THEY COULD EVER IMAGINE, AND THEIR CRUELTY CAME CRASHING DOWN ON THEM.
The birdseed stung my face, a pathetic spray against the sneering laughter. “Get lost, old man! You’re ruining our aesthetic!” That was Tiffany, the ringleader of the ‘FitFam Five,’ as they called themselves. Five sculpted bodies, perfect tans, and a bottomless hunger for likes. I just wanted to feed the damn birds. I knew this…