SHE STOOD IN THE DEAD OF WINTER DUMPING ICE WATER ON A SCREAMING PUPPY JUST TO WATCH IT SHIVER, SMILING LIKE IT WAS A GAME, AND WHEN I FINALLY CROSSED THE FENCE TO RIP THE HOSE FROM HER HANDS, I KNEW I WAS ENDING MY LIFE AS A PEACEFUL NEIGHBOR FOREVER.
The sound wasn’t what drew me to the window. It was the silence that followed the sound. First, there was the sharp, pressurized hiss of a garden hose—a noise that belongs to July afternoons and the smell of cut grass, not a grey Tuesday in November when the frost is still clinging to the siding…